For the first time in my life I flipped through one of those airplane magazines in the seatback pocket in front of you.
Shit is dystopian. Satirical almost. I highly recommend it.
Here's a re-arrangement of the actual words in an ad.
when it comes time
to build a second home
Canadian couple Karen and Blair, thought:
and so they created a spectacular abode
in the Konapali Golf Estates community
a gated community
supplying a peace of mind
4827 square feet
Italian porcelain throughout
and the quaint town, Lahaina
strolling through the shops.
of nearby luxury restaurants.